- Dad: What's your twitter username?
- Me: *dictates it to him*
- Dad: *follows me and goes through my tweets and convos* Who is this Abdulaziz?
- Me: Abdulaziz who?
- Dad: You just @-ed him.
- Me: He's a follower and I follow him.
- Dad: How?
- Me: Dad, I have almost 1000 followers and I follow 490 people on Twitter. It's how Twitter works.. *and I change the subject with mom.*